eltigrechico:

my favorite president was jack nicholson in mars attacks if we’re being real

cristinahazard:

Its really chilly outside and the skies are completely clear and its a crime that I don’t have someone to cuddle with under a blanket and the stars with right now

this was my actual thought when I drove to Jones Beach at midnight to look at the Aurora Borealis (which I did not end up seeing)

grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

I started brewing my kombucha when I got home from work. If I can get the kombucha to go right, then I’ll step it up and move on to kefir. 

Then got started on my fantasy football league’s trophy. I picked up a nice varnish for the wood and I’m covered in gold spray paint.

I also started some infused bourbons, and I’m going to move on to vodkas tomorrow if I have time after I look into getting some new shelves/cabinets. 

I feel like I’m being possessed by the spirit of the Food Network/HGTV

"I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone."

— (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

classicajays:

While all of you continue to complain about everything, you guys do realize what this means right? She’s coming back after taking a year off:

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blackandgoldkeywork:

By far, my favorite line from The League

godofpizza:

This is your weekly Jenny MacArthur appreciation post.

godofpizza:

This is your weekly Jenny MacArthur appreciation post.