"Take it, Lindsey."
The kids have it all figured out.
i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow
That last one is priceless
"You’re going to meet people in your life who you don’t like, how are you going to deal with them?"
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
On your wedding day, just as your about to say “I do” and experience the happiest moment of your life, it’ll hit you.
Misty Day is still in hell
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone