Iggy Azalea’s new album cover.
i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am
I think it’s so sexy when a girl wraps their hands in your hair and pulls while you’re going down on her.
CHUBBINA FATZARELLI! (best sketch of this season by so many miles it could go around the globe thrice).
Pretty accurate… Also Kate McKinnon everybody!
"We just wanted to spend the day not wearing high heels or lashes, so we thought: 70’s cop show."
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
Whats your idea of a perfect day?
hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious