silvermew22:

Iggy Azalea’s new album cover.

silvermew22:

Iggy Azalea’s new album cover.

slutmuffins:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

  

mo0n-childd:

I think it’s so sexy when a girl wraps their hands in your hair and pulls while you’re going down on her.

duelandduality:

CHUBBINA FATZARELLI! (best sketch of this season by so many miles it could go around the globe thrice).

duelandduality:

CHUBBINA FATZARELLI! (best sketch of this season by so many miles it could go around the globe thrice).

brainstillmissing:

Pretty accurate… Also Kate McKinnon everybody!

"We just wanted to spend the day not wearing high heels or lashes, so we thought: 70’s cop show."

latenightseth:

Batting .500 ain’t bad, Kate McKinnon!

latenightseth:

Batting .500 ain’t bad, Kate McKinnon!

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

othyem:

Whats your idea of a perfect day?

hashtagpll:

trinitybuttz:

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

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too soon

when straight girls say it must be so much easier to date another girl

femmelesbianproblems:

when i’m too femme for girls to realize i’m gay

femmelesbianproblems:

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coreymagz:

what-we-become:

coreymagz:

One of these days, maybe 

Your magic won’t affect me


you sure bout dat?

add a fedora

coreymagz:

what-we-become:

coreymagz:

One of these days, maybe 

Your magic won’t affect me

you sure bout dat?

add a fedora

singingwithcagedbirds:

We’ve been married for a year and a half. I’m so lucky to have her.

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singingwithcagedbirds:

We’ve been married for a year and a half. I’m so lucky to have her.

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